I hate my printer. We’ve been fighting for the last two days. Every time I think we’re close to making up, he refuses to play nicely. Why does he treat me this way? I feed him regularly with expensive meals of replacement cartridges ($12.00 per cartridge!). I make sure he’s clean and dust free. And what do you think I get for this caring and attentiveness? A big fat punch in the groin, that’s what.
You see, Mr. Epson refuses to print black ink. Flat out refuses! What an insolent, lazy, mean-spirited jerk. Here I am, trying to print out some sweet postcards, and he won’t cooperate! Aaaaargh! One day, when Pickle of the Month makes some money, I’ll get a printer that actually works.
In other news, we are getting thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis close to launching. Stay tuned!